Size Does Matter

Author: ragu4u

Date: September 3, 2008

by ragu4u
9-03-08
The gentleman behind me is very touchy about his size. Don't offend him.
Gotcha, boss.
Your waist measures 56 sir.
Impossible. I bought pants here a week ago and was told they were 40's. I want to see the manager.
Don't worry sir. He's new and unfamiliar with where we stock the size 40 "Husky" pants.
I kew 56 was wrong. He must have had a metric tape measure.