When News Broke, So Did I

Author: ragu4u

Date: September 12, 2008

by ragu4u
9-12-08
And now with breaking news on Hurricane Ike, here's meteorologist, Dave Lush!
Oh no. I hope daddy hasn't been drinking at work again.
Howdy folks, hic. We got some bad ass shit happening in the, hic, Gulf. Look at all that swirling crap going on down there! That's, hic, one mutha....
...fucker of a storm. Ya'll better screw yer old ladies one last time then pack, hic, up and get out. And don't forget yer guns cuz, hic, it's gonna be every man for his self, hic!
Mom! Dad's done it again. It looks like we're gonna need to break out the "For Sale" sign.