Perception Is Everything

Author: ragu4u

Date: September 13, 2008

by ragu4u
9-13-08
4:53pm
My first prom. I'm so excited. He'll be here any minute..
I hope she can't tell I stuck socks down my pants for the "schlong" effect.
5pm
Hey sis, your date is here! Did ya get that diaphragm jammed back up in there yet?
A diaphragm? That means sex. Oh boy, I just don't know...
5:15pm
Little girl, will your sister be much longer?
She'll be a litlle longer. She runned out of tissues to stuff in her bra.