Ooo! That's Corny!

Author: ragu4u

Date: September 13, 2008

by ragu4u
9-13-08
Heave to Mr. Scurvy. The natives here be desirin to purchase our corn.
We never sold our corn before Cap'n. What be a fair askin price?
Tis no mystery why I'm the Cap'n and ye are a lowly bilge rat. Mr. Scurvy, there can be only ONE price.
And what might that thar price be, skipper?
A buck a ear, you moron.
And I could have signed onto "The Love Boat".