Have Mercy, Child!

Author: ragu4u

Date: September 14, 2008

by ragu4u
9-14-08
Yet another Sunday with low attendance , father.
Do not lose faith, sister. I have prayed and received insight to boost our membership.
Trust me, sister. Go do as I have instructed and return here, forth with. Our pews will be filled soon.
I feel blessed already and will do as you say, father.
You look perfect, sister. Now, have you contacted my new prospect for music minister?
Well Father, Sir-Mix-Alot said he'd do the gig if you'd beef up the "cheese". But must I dance to "Baby Got Back"?