Holiday Cheer

Author: ragu4u

Date: September 22, 2008

by ragu4u
9-22-08
Lab workers pay the office a visit to perform random drug testing.
Mr. Moore, go into that rest room and give me a urine specimen.
Damn, I hope all that weed I smoked during the Christmas Party won't show up.
Hey Fred, can you give me a quick sample of piss? They're testing out in the office and you know how wasted I got .
Oh darn, I just took a leak but maybe I still can help.
Mr. Moore, the doctor said for you to produce another sample...and it had better not be another cup of egg nog.
What's with the "Bah Humbug" attitude around here?