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At The Pentagon.....In Crawford, Texas
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| Mr. President, Osama Bin Ladin has been positively located by our spy in the mouth of a cave in Jackoffistan. We await you order, sir. | |
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| Why thank you soldier. Order me up a large pepperoni pizza, and some coke. The drinking kind..hehe, and send it to the ranch. | |
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Meanwhile in Jackoffistan....
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| Abdul, my friend, we are safe in this location to be sure. | |
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| Safe? If he only knew that I'm about to pop a cap in his ass. Now why is the kill order taking so damn long...? | |
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The Pentagon.........In Crawford, Texas
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| No sir. I mean the "KILL" order. Do we have the "KILL" order sir? | |
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| Oh, the kill order. Well SURE, if I can't eat all the pizza the soldier boys down here can kill what's left. | |
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