We Almost Got Him

Author: ragu4u

Date: September 26, 2008

by ragu4u
9-26-08
At The Pentagon.....In Crawford, Texas
Mr. President, Osama Bin Ladin has been positively located by our spy in the mouth of a cave in Jackoffistan. We await you order, sir.
Why thank you soldier. Order me up a large pepperoni pizza, and some coke. The drinking kind..hehe, and send it to the ranch.
Meanwhile in Jackoffistan....
Abdul, my friend, we are safe in this location to be sure.
Safe? If he only knew that I'm about to pop a cap in his ass. Now why is the kill order taking so damn long...?
The Pentagon.........In Crawford, Texas
No sir. I mean the "KILL" order. Do we have the "KILL" order sir?
Oh, the kill order. Well SURE, if I can't eat all the pizza the soldier boys down here can kill what's left.