The Candidates Debate

Author: ragu4u

Date: September 27, 2008

by ragu4u
9-27-08
Why won't you two Senators direct your replies to each other and not to me?
Yeah, good question Jim.
Well Jim, It's because John just looks so darn old and feeble I thought he'd collapse mid-debate.
Ooh, a nice LEFT hook....but will John have a comeback?
I just couldn't look at Barack without feeling bad, Jim. I forgot to tip the shoe shine boy at the airport & it's bugged me ever since.
Oh, oh. That did it. Once again McCain crashes & burns in enemy territory.