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In The Baptist Church Sanctuary
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| Hello, I'm Sister Veronica from the Catholic Church across town. | |
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| I'm Pastor Chuck...and how may I help you? | |
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| I see you have many more people here than at our church. You MUST have some secret. Please share it. | |
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| Well yes. We have made a radical change in our Sunday School procedure prior to the service. Follow me. | |
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In The Sunday School Classroom
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| We find that offering to get the crowd slightly wasted before church makes them easier to keep here. | |
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| Brilliant idea. The Priest is the only drinker during our services...I think. | |
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