Religous Marketing

Author: ragu4u

Date: September 28, 2008

by ragu4u
9-28-08
In The Baptist Church Sanctuary
Hello, I'm Sister Veronica from the Catholic Church across town.
I'm Pastor Chuck...and how may I help you?
I see you have many more people here than at our church. You MUST have some secret. Please share it.
Well yes. We have made a radical change in our Sunday School procedure prior to the service. Follow me.
In The Sunday School Classroom
We find that offering to get the crowd slightly wasted before church makes them easier to keep here.
Brilliant idea. The Priest is the only drinker during our services...I think.