Next time, Bring Your Lunch

Author: ragu4u

Date: September 29, 2008

by ragu4u
9-29-08
My dads letter goes on to say..."If you ever come near my child again I will personally tear off your...
Wait my son. Another young guest has arrived.
Hi ya, Father.
Why hello, my firm little friend. How would you like to learn to play "Hide the salami with me & my other friend?"
Hide the Salami? I don't think we should play, father. It sounds goofy.
Oh fiddle-stix. You can start by reaching into my pockets. You may get lucky and grab the big salami. The winner gets to eat it. What fun, eh?