Best To Answer Your Own Calls

Author: ragu4u

Date: September 30, 2008

by ragu4u
9-30-08
The White House...3am
Oh Barak, honey! The "Diplomatic Emergency" phone is ringing. You wanna answer it?
Damn Michelle! Can't a brother take a dump in peace? Tell them I'll call back after I pinch off this big ole loaf in here.
I'll take care of it, sweet cheeks.
After Michelle Hangs Up....
Take yo time, darlin. It was just some guy who said he was pootin. Well I told him YOU was pootin AND crapping so HE"D just have to wait. Damned if the fool didn't go and hang up on me!