Keep the Faith

Author: ragu4u

Date: October 5, 2008

by ragu4u
10-05-08
Another Sunday here already, Father. Have you come up with a solution to our low attendance?
Trust me, my son. I've invited guest speakers to discuss the waywardness of other denominations. They'll pack the place.
What's that racket in the vestibule?
Oh, they're here. Come to the front my friends and get all set up.
Thank you for inviting us to speak on the Pentacostal Church, Padre!
Yeah, that's why he brought me. Watch as I demonstrate what a "Holy Roller" does.