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| Today we mourn the loss of a television icon.."Mr. Clean" who, at 93, died, apparantly, from old age. | |
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| That's pure hog wash. He was poisoned by his son Oxy Clean, otherwise known as Billy Mays. | |
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| But Wait! There's more. If you call within the next 5 minutes we'll send you an autographed picture of Mr. Clean for only $2.95 (plus $15.00 S & H) | |
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| That proves it. I'm calling the cops. I can't let him get away with THAT! Also, $15.00 for shipping & handling is a rip off. | |
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| Officer I've got info on the Mr. Clean murder and shipping scam. | |
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| Murder? Murder you say? You wouldn't be "SHINING" me on, would you? You get it? Mr. Clean? Shining? Aw, forget about it. | |
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