Tight Credit

Author: ragu4u

Date: October 9, 2008

by ragu4u
10-09-08
The coffee machine ate my dollar. Can you loan me a buck?
What kind of collateral are we talkin here?
COLLATERAL?? Why I can buy and sell you 100 times over, you pion.
Oh really? Have you checked the stock market yet this morning?
...After Chuck Checks the Market...
Well Dave, the best I can offer is my wedding ring as collateral.
Ha! There's still "Cracker Jack" stuck to it. You'll have to do better that THAT!