Surprises on the Family Tree

Author: ragu4u

Date: October 10, 2008

by ragu4u
10-10-08
So, it's being reported on "ecorazzi" today that I'm related to you....the famous Brad Pitt!
Yes, Barack. Apparantly, way back in my Missouri ancestory...
So it's true?
Yeah...as I was saying, our ancestors must have agreed to some capitulation in their copulation.
So that kinda makes us "Homies" right?
Yeah, but we were gonna be related anyway. Angelina wanted to adopt you just to piss off her old man.