Won't They Be Surprised!

Author: ragu4u

Date: October 16, 2008

by ragu4u
10-16-08
I hate going on blind dates. Fast girls make me so nervous.
Yeah, but there may be an upside to this one. I'll tell ya how while we walk.
I hear one of the broads screws like a rabbit. She'll be all mine.
I hope we can tell them apart. It's not like women wear signs on themselves.
I certainly hope my date is a nice, refined young man.
Screw THAT. I hope my guy wants to boink the crap out of me right here on the table.