Standing Room Only

Author: ragu4u

Date: October 26, 2008

by ragu4u
10-26-08
Saturday Night
Did you put the title of my sermon, "Sects & Cults", on our billboard out front, Spanky?
Yup, Father!
Sunday...Just Before Mass
Father, the church hasn't been this full in ages. Do you know why?
I've, finally, come up with a sermon that will draw a crowd and keep their attention.
Seconds later a Deacon rushes in.
Your choice of "Sex & Cunts" for a sermon topic really filled the place, Father.
That Spanky is one little rascal, he is.