Face the Facts

Author: ragu4u

Date: October 28, 2008

by ragu4u
10-28-08
May I help you?
Yes. I need some new slacks. Do you carry size 28 Husky?
No. But I do think we might find you a nice 50 extra slim.
Extra slim, eh? Sounds perfect!
Sorry that didn't work out sir.
Maybe a 29 robust? Or possibly, a 52 ultr- lean?