The Big City Hotel

Author: ragu4u

Date: November 1, 2008

by ragu4u
11-01-08
Well, if'n that don't beat all. I gots ta tell the manager bout this.
Thar I was, squating to take a dump, when all the sudden like, the terlette done started blastin water up'n my anal cavity, by gum.
Why sir, that was your bidet! It's meant to soothe and cleanse ones chaffed anus after excretion.
Oh yes, and I just explained to your father the proper use and function of the bidet in the bathroom of your suite.
The bidet? Ya mean that thar squatty drinkin fountain?