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| Well, if'n that don't beat all. I gots ta tell the manager bout this. | |
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| Thar I was, squating to take a dump, when all the sudden like, the terlette done started blastin water up'n my anal cavity, by gum. | |
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| Why sir, that was your bidet! It's meant to soothe and cleanse ones chaffed anus after excretion. | |
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| Oh yes, and I just explained to your father the proper use and function of the bidet in the bathroom of your suite. | |
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| The bidet? Ya mean that thar squatty drinkin fountain? | |
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