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A Kitchen in Rural Piskyswitch, Mo.
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| Honey, why do every Thanksgiving, we have to come here to your parents house to celebrate? | |
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| Cuz down h'yar the womenfolk know how to cook lotsa different varieties. | |
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A Kitchen in Rural Piskyswitch, Mo.
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| Varieties, huh? Name me some, "Top Chef". | |
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| Well, there's baked turkey, smoked turkey, fried turkey, boiled turkey, broiled turkey. Plus... | |
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A Kitchen in Rural Piskyswitch, Mo.
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| ...turkey salad, turkey dip, turkey pot pies, turkey gumbo, turkey stew, turkey casserole... | |
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| How could I forget. It's the exact same list when one of you guys shoots a deer. I'll be in our room eating tofu and drinking a Fresca, ok? | |
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