Down at the Farm

Author: ragu4u

Date: November 13, 2008

by ragu4u
11-13-08
A Kitchen in Rural Piskyswitch, Mo.
Honey, why do every Thanksgiving, we have to come here to your parents house to celebrate?
Cuz down h'yar the womenfolk know how to cook lotsa different varieties.
A Kitchen in Rural Piskyswitch, Mo.
Varieties, huh? Name me some, "Top Chef".
Well, there's baked turkey, smoked turkey, fried turkey, boiled turkey, broiled turkey. Plus...
A Kitchen in Rural Piskyswitch, Mo.
...turkey salad, turkey dip, turkey pot pies, turkey gumbo, turkey stew, turkey casserole...
How could I forget. It's the exact same list when one of you guys shoots a deer. I'll be in our room eating tofu and drinking a Fresca, ok?