Special Delivery

Author: ragu4u

Date: November 15, 2008

by ragu4u
11-15-08
Beef Sales Plummet/Spam Sales Skyrocket
It's been reported today that "SPAM" has become as valuable as gold in this downward financial spiral.
Hey babe, while your in the basement, you better lock up those 20 cans of "SPAM" I mailed off for in the mini-safe.
Sure thing, hon. I'll stuff in as much of your meat as I can.
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Moments later...
Ya think mommy heard me down there, lil darlin?
Yep! She yelled the same thing she yells at the mailman when he delivers "SPAM" to her bedroom every Monday.