A "Ghetto" Kinda Christmas

Author: ragu4u

Date: December 17, 2008

by ragu4u
12-17-08
Thank you all for attending The Martin Luther King Elementary School Production of "A Christmas Carol". Have a happy new year and good night.
Backstage
Alright, where is he? Where is that "Ghost of Christmas Past" mother fucker who almost started the riot out there?
He went to the crapper, Principal Blackmore.
The Crapper
Damn it, Superintendant Pinchapenny, don't you know this here is a school full of black folk?
A ghost wears sheets, right? I saved some money and brought my own from home.