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by ramen
1-21-03
in the beginning
So *this* is what it's like inside a bong!

 

by ramen
1-21-03
I was living with my aunt while going to college in Buffalo, NY. About two weeks ago, my aunt caught me blowing my cousin who is also gay and going to be a senior in high school.
I'm 20 and bi and he's 17 and gay and he started it with me the first night I lived there 2 years ago. It's just a sex thing--nothing more.
(this isn't as fast as i had hoped)
So, now the bitch is threatening to tell the cops and she already told my father, who is her brother, and I can't ever go home again. I am staying with this gay Asian dude I know from college and.....

 

by ramen
1-21-03
a nail in the head is as close as a masochist gets to enlightenment
(well, that wasn't so bad. . .and apparently there is an afterlife. looks like it's just you and me, brain)
together at last, with no distractions, no miserable humans, just an eternity of blessed solitude
(god is good)

 

by ramen
1-22-03

 

by ramen
1-22-03

 

by ramen
1-22-03
two hundred and one eventful years in limbo
(it is all starting to fall into place, the mysteries of the cosmos, the reason behind being...)
(so close, so very close...must keep focus)
(..and here's my favorite beer commercial specially aired to impede understanding)

 

by ramen
1-22-03
earlier
(i'm beginning to wonder...)
(if there is anything more to reality than television)
Stay tuned for scenes from next week's "Survivor: Central Park!"
(or maybe that was the other way around)

 

by ramen
1-22-03
(twenty-seven years and thirty-thousand channels and nothing on...i wish something would happen...)
*ZOT*
HELLO BABY!
(...whoever runs this place is the king of comedy)

 

by ramen
1-30-03
cradle yr snatch
(need batteries)
(two AA)
(surprisingly there are no convenience stores in limbo)

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