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by randommonsterX
1-29-04
Dude, i hear your dealin some drugs or something.
Naaaw, I'm like, for peace, man!
Ok, thats good. Cause someone said u had connections with Osama or something.
(somewhere nearby)
Wheres that damn hippie with my weed?!?

 

by randommonsterX
1-29-04
Sir, i'm a member of the FBI.
yeah, and i sell weed to osama bin laden.
Why, thank you for cooperating so well! That makes it much easier for me.
ooh shit.
suspect has long, brown hair...ugly shirt...
did i say that? i meant, "nice to meet you."

 

by randommonsterX
1-29-04
Sir, i'm a member of the FBI.
yeah, and i sell weed to osama bin laden.
Why, thank you for cooperating so well! That makes it much easier for me.
ooh shit.
suspect has long, brown hair...ugly shirt...
did i say that? i meant, "nice to meet you."

 

by randommonsterX
1-29-04
Sir, i'm a member of the FBI.
yeah, and i sell weed to osama bin laden.
Why, thank you for cooperating so well! That makes it much easier for me.
ooh shit.
suspect has long, brown hair...ugly shirt...
did i say that? i meant, "nice to meet you."

 

by randommonsterX
1-29-04
you got a visitor. should i let 'em in?
like, sure.
wow, visitor for ME? i bet its Randall, comin to bust me outta here.
WHERES MY DAMN WEED?!?
NO!

 

by randommonsterX
1-29-04
(five minutes later)
wow, osama paid bail just to get his weed...weird. theres only one thing that could make this whole day weirder...
and yes, here it is.
hee hee.
BANG.
OW.

 

by randommonsterX
2-02-04
santa, have i been a good boy forever and ever?
hell n- i mean, why yes, tim. ive always gotten you everything you wanted!
no, last year i wanted a pocketknife...
and you gave me...
AN AXE!!
um, off to bed, cindy lou...

 

by randommonsterX
2-02-04
1991
timmy, what are you doing?!? you know the rule- no sweets before dinner.
2004
Tim, you know the rule- no sharp, pointy, potentially fatel knives in the house.
DIE.
they grow up so fast...

 

by randommonsterX
2-02-04
hellooo
wee arr de leetal annoing azan gerls who you see whenevo yoo troy tew mayk uh comeek!
an wee don know haw too speek fayk chineez!
so wee hall pestair yoo foevow!
damn asians.
oweee

 

by randommonsterX
2-02-04
this is pamela rogers with a news update.
the creator of this comic would like to apologize for the last strip's offensive remarks concerning those of asian heritage. it is-
STOP TALKING ABOUT THOSE DAMN ASIANS!
gaack...

 

by randommonsterX
2-02-04
i am in a bad mood.
a really bad mood.
a really, really...
hi, tim! how are ya, old pal?
it was just too easy

 

by randommonsterX
2-03-04
Tim, i'm putting you on a killing diet. You must break this bad habit.
must...kill...something...
starting now, you can only kill one person per day.
damn.
dont even think about it, big boy. i play rough too.

 

by randommonsterX
2-03-04
now, lets start by being nicer to people in general.
fine.
Have some flowers, small child.
ooh fo mee! than yoo!
thats enough niceness for one day.
ooh sheet.

 

by randommonsterX
2-03-04
ok, tim. thats the only person you can kill for a WEEk!
aww, ok, fine...
quirp!
technally, hes not a person
quirp?

 

by randommonsterX
2-03-04
who are you?
what up brotha, its Tupac, back from the dead, bustin a verse 'fore it gets worse and i gotta bust yo head...
wow, mr. shakur...sir...its an honor!
iss cool, bro
hey, you aint seen my penguin-brotha around anywhere, have ya?

 

by randommonsterX
2-03-04
at tha club of players
..."its just me against the world..."
same club
so you cant do anything to say i didnt kill the penguin?
hey, it isnt in my contract. since you KILLED the PENGUIN...
YOU KILLED MY PENGUIN?!? ill slit yo fuckin throat, bitch-ass peesa white shit!
you know, that sounds like my mom calling...i, um, gotta go

 

by randommonsterX
2-04-04
meanwhile, in a totally irrelivant place and time...
I have a luna bar.
i heard that they like give you boobs or something.
but it looks so good...
Arrgh *munch* stuff my face!
aw fuck.

 

by randommonsterX
2-04-04
this is pamala rogers with a news update.
notorious thug Tupac Shakur, rumored to be dead for several years, is back in the spotlight and alive today.
witnesses say that...(oh shit)
i thought i killed you!
however, she cannot escape on a technicality
no, you killed my twin sister, pamela. i'm pamala!
who gives a fuck. now your both dead.

 

by randommonsterX
2-04-04
im ah-nold shwarnzeneggeh with your noos opdate.
godammit!

 

by randommonsterX
2-05-04
After reading my recent strips, i thought it would be better to let you in on some of the charicters.
I'm Tim. I kill stuff.
I'm jason. grass is good.
I'm tupac! no, really!
tupacs wannabe little bro, six-pac is over there. Im the penguin.
amy had some...problems
I'm not a girl! it was a fucking luna bar that did this to me!
i'm the writer, nick. Word.

 

by randommonsterX
2-05-04
friendly greetings all around!
i thought you died, jason!
kangaroos have no thumbs. he couldnt aim.
hmmm...
i thought you were dead, pac!
no way! i thought YOU were dead!
scratch that.
i thought you were...um...
dont even think about it.

 

by randommonsterX
2-05-04
so whats up with the mask hat thingy?
well dumbass kaddar dont got a "gangsta" person!
ah.
who the hell is kaddar anyways?
probably some retard highschool dropout who deals pot and sleeps all day.

 

by randommonsterX
2-05-04
hey sarah, sup
hi
omg lol !!! :) o g2g ttyl l8r!
girl spends toooooo much time on AIM

 

by randommonsterX
2-05-04
AAH!
FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKER!!!
THIS IS A...a...
give him a break, he's a rookie
a...fuck-up.

 

by randommonsterX
2-05-04
AAH!
FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKER!!!
THIS IS A...a...
give him a break, he's a rookie
a...fuck-up.

 

by randommonsterX
2-05-04
AAH!
FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKER!!!
THIS IS A...a...
give him a break, he's a rookie
a...fuck-up.

 

by randommonsterX
2-05-04
AAH!
FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKER!!!
THIS IS A...a...
give him a break, he's a rookie
a...fuck-up.

 

by randommonsterX
2-05-04
AAH!
FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKER!!!
THIS IS A...a...
give him a break, he's a rookie
a...fuck-up.

 

by randommonsterX
2-05-04
AAH!
FREEZE, MOTHER-STICKER!!!
THIS IS A...a...
give him a break, he's a rookie
a...fuck-up.

 

by randommonsterX
2-27-04
all people can be "niggas!" theres a wigga..
shuddup bitch.
yo yo yo fo sho
a mus-ligga... a chigga...
watch out fo my gangstas of mass destruction.
hyee ping kwan duk chat nyah!
......................... actually, check that...
everyone's a nigga.
wassup my home-dizzle?

 

by randommonsterX
2-27-04
im gonna beat you up.
im gonna eat you up.
run..
im gonna eat you out.

 

by randommonsterX
2-27-04
your STARTING a business, tim?
yes. fast food.
wow, cool. i manage the mcdonalds across the street!
AT TIMS BURgerS, NO COMPETITOR STANDS In our way!!!!

 

by randommonsterX
3-09-04
-yo, whats up?-
i cant think of anything to say, so ill just say this.
-oh, g2g-
you piss the hell out of me. im gonna block you.-
-hi smarterchild-
I HAVE NO LIFE SO IM TALKING TO A FRICKING ROBOT!!!

 

by randommonsterX
3-22-04
ever since i quit my job, i havent had enough money!
i wonder why that is..?
oh bejesus. this looks like a job for...CAPTAIN OBVIOUS!!!

 

by randommonsterX
3-22-04
now, your job pays you money. so without a job, you dont earn money! thats....OBVIOUS!!
duh....i dont get it.
******* *****
she cannot comprehend anything beyond the first grade level! this looks like the work of my evil arch-nemesis, Dr. uber-stupidity! To the obvious- mobile!

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