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| God, I haven't had a wank for three weeks! I must have one, but I can't let my wife or 8-year old daughter see me! | |
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John is in the toilet at his home, sadly neglected by his wife (the toilet, not him).
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| God, this bog's horrible! Piss, soiled toilet paper and semen everywhere! | |
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