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by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
WOOT! This new wireless controller for the PC rocks!
Hey Aryeh
Hey Eric.....Check out this map on Halo, I so own it useing this controller. ~grins~
Did you hear that?
Yeah...its the sound of me pwning these fools!
uhh.....dude?

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
Hey Aryeh, I'm glad you talked me into getting Halo, I'm havin a blast!
No problem, we seem to work good as a team.
heh...I have an idea....~smiles~
uh oh......what?
Lets put all the vehicles in that hallway.....heh
~laughs~ sweet! ...lets do it ~evil grin~

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
HAHA!....their getting sooo pissed ~smiles~
CRAP!.....my game locked up!
hmmm.....mine did too.
uhhh....dude?
I see it too.......what the...?
uhhh....DUDE!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
A vortex opens up before them, created by some strange disturbance. Both Eric and Aryeh get sucked in and spun through time and space........and the internet?
...
...
This cant be good.....
Where the hell are we?..

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
Why does this place look familiar...?
~looks around~...yeah it does look familiar...almost like that map on Halo we were playin...heh.
...
...
uhhh....you mean to say we're IN the game....
Yeah, look over there at the guys in blue...one just threw a grenade that looks exactly like the ones in game.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
uhhh...that was like...thrown at us dude.
yeah...your right.....uh oh..
TAKE COVER!
AHHHH!
The explosion from the grenade has thrown the two gamers back into the network. What game will they be thrown into next?

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
The portal starts to close and throws them into the next available game being played on the net, a lan party currently playing Neverwinter Nights, a fantasy RPG.
Hey!....we're not dead!
SWEET!
...
...

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
Aryeh?
Eric?
heh....you look like Spock with a skin disease......~laughs~
Ha..Ha..it is to laugh....and for your information I look like a Drow, atleast I'm not playin the part of an anorexic midget!
oh.....that was low.
no kidding shorty. ~smiles~

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
not to break up this witty conversation....but look behind you.
yeah right.....like im gonna fall for that one....~rolls his eyes~
I may be Drow but I'm not dumb, half pint.
~sighs~........crap.
...

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
AHHHHHHH!.....RUN!!!
BOOOOO!
Keep runnin, I think he's gainin!.......~laughs~
BOOOO!
HEEEEEEEEEELP!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
~swish.....slice....thwack~.....AHHHHHhhhhh.....!
~gasps for air~....That was close.
I saw that you were in need of help, are you ok?
~drool~
My name is Lady Tass Silverhawk and you might be....?
I....uh.....me...name....right...

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
It's good to be small sometimes...~smiles~
Oh, excuse me master dwarf, but I didnt see you standing there. ~smiles~
uhh....my name.....crap...uh...yeah...2 seconds....
dont worry about it, its the story of my life....~sighs~
~giggles~.....your funny master dwarf.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
I wonder if that little shit of a dwarf was lookin up my skirt.....
AH....HA!...my name is Aryeh!....YES!.....~does the happy dance~
uhh...thats good...uh...Aryeh...listen, I must be going now, I am meeting someone at the Silver Raven Inn.
Oh?...really?...can we go too? ~looks excited~
NO!.....errr.....I mean...no kind sir I must be going alone....heh....ALONE...yeah...thats it....~smiles~
what a hottie!.....she likes me I know it.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-02-06
She totaly digs me dude!
freaks!
dude....she soooo....hates us....heh
!?
anyways, where was Silvereagle heading?
Thats Silverhawk, and shes going to the Silver Raven Inn.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-04-06
The two gamers now venture forth, in hopes to find the Silver Raven Inn.
Did you hear that?
That sounded like a narration..........
The two gamers stop in a clearing wondering what path they should take now.
There it is again......
~looks up~ SHUT UP!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-04-06
We're lost......are'nt we?
I uh......
...
I know exactly where we are......I recognize that tree...yeah...I know where we are.
Ok...ok...ok...I'm lost........uh.....Eric?

 

by rascalsviper75
12-04-06
RUUUN!
Hey....where are you going?.....did you find a way to the Inn?
...
~sigh~.....mother said there be days like this.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-04-06
How did you pass me so quick?
Longer legs shrimp.......keep running!
Both gamers notice that the unknown attacker has vanished and decide to catch their breath in a clearing.
AHHH!...what ...the....DAMIT!
Calm down, you'll get used to the narration after awhile.
Hey look over there...its a farm....and I think I see the Inn from here too.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-04-06
I think your right....I can see the Inn...lets go.
You bet...lets see if we can get any help in there.
~looks around~.....nice place.
Hey....I think I see Lady Tass!
I'll go see if she knows anything that might help us out.
heh....sure sure sure....~orders and ale~

 

by rascalsviper75
12-07-06
ok..ok...heres another one...your mama's sooo fat......uhh...whats that your holding?
Its a gift......for you...take it.
haha...now that was funny.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-07-06
FINE!.....heres my last nut....its a special one.......really spicy!
Well...so much for chestnut...haha!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-07-06
Give it to me straight doc.......
Well....I hate to say it but......we couldnt save your baby pork-chop.
WHY?.........WHY?
There was complications....you see one of the nurses brought barbeque sauce....
Theres some left if your hungry.......no?

 

by rascalsviper75
12-07-06
HO-HO-HO! And what would you like for christmas Timmy?
braaaains!
Good luck with that!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-07-06
Didnt I just kill you?
Yeah you did you prick! I was on my way to my girlfriends house when you whacked me...you ass!
Now im gonna get picked on for the rest of time because i died a virgin!....thanks alot!......really appreciate it you fat fuck!
I really wish I hadnt killed you....atleat then i could have shut you the FUCK UP!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-07-06
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!
How was I supposed to know what the 'red' button does!
YOU NEVER PRESS THE RED BUTTON!
I dont think I like your tone....
My tone...im sorry if my tone bothers you...but you destroyed the FUCKIN CITY!
Not bad huh?

 

by rascalsviper75
12-08-06
I'm sorry but your comic strip has just been canceled Darla.
Oh my!
This is hurting me more then it is you.
What are you doing! Stop that, your erasing everything!
Until now, haha!
Son of a bitch!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-08-06
Hey Carl, can I ask you a question?
Sure
Is that a son of a Beech or a son of a Birch growing between us?
It is neither a son of a Beech nor a son of a Birch. It is, however, the best piece of Ash I have ever put my pecker in.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-08-06
That'll be $265.00 please.
WHAT?!
Look lady, I just ordered a freakin cheesburger, how can it come to that much?
Child support you ass! Did you think I forgot about the LAST time you were in here?
Do you take checks?

 

by rascalsviper75
12-09-06
Ok, so you caught me, big deal. Your mom gave me head last night while gettin it up the tail pipe!
Yeah i said it, what are you gonna do about it G I JOE, MR BIG SHOT!
heh, you may not have been the one i was lookin for but atleast I'm one terrorist closer now,HAHA!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-09-06
Jenson reporting for duty sir!
So your the new guy to deliver messages huh?, Dont worry to much about it, we have a low casualty rate.
DAMIT!
Sedrick reporting for duty sir!
So your the new guy to deliver messages huh?, Dont worry to much about it, we have a low casualty rate.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-11-06
Did you hear about Fred's new job at the morgue?
Alittle, I heard it was grueling hours.
He said his boss was a stiff.
Yeah, he also said the secratary was a cold hearted witch.
Speaking of Fred, how is he, I havent heard from him in awhile?
Last I heard he was dead on his feet.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-11-06
If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
Ok, ok, one more,What did the blonde say when she walked into the sex shop?
I dont know, what did the blonde say when she walked into the sex shop?
heello, iss tthhiss thhee sshhoop iii boouugghht thhiiss vviibbrrattorr ffrroomm. gooodd. ccaann yyoouu tteell mmee hhooww ttoo ttuurrnn tthhee ffuucckkiinngg tthhiinngg ooffff.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-12-06
Ok B-11568, set course to Mars
umm, my name is Jim.
We're almost there B-11568.
But...
Well B-11568, we made it to Mars.
I hope your helmet falls off, dumb-ass!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-12-06
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DOWN THERE!, I'm not gay you son of bitch!
But I thought...
I just thought, well I thought you were Jim, so I started to...
AHHH!, I'M A MESS, LOOK AT ME!
I do clean-up at no extra charge.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-12-06
Yes teacher?, But I thought sheep liked it that way?
dumb-ass
No teacher, all the other animals ran off excpet for the horse and some blonde chick.
dumb-ass
Hey, wait a minute!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-12-06
Two scientists test out their Super Hero Creation machine.
Ok, so when I go in you would press the green,blue,blue,yellow,red buttons to activate it. Right?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I got it. Just get in.
Ok, lets see. Yellow,blue,red,red,green, no wait, thats not it.Blue,blue, then green?
YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! I told you the order of buttons to press!
Its not my fault I'm color blind jackass!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-14-06
The teleporter breaks down again.
One of us has to step out to disengage the teleporter.
WHAT?! Look, I know we have the red shirts but I'm not dieing in this strip!
DAMN IT! Thats it! I'm getting different colored shirts for the security team!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-14-06
A car races by, but the duck is to fast.
See? It missed me by a mile.
duck
A tractor trailer speeds towards the duck.
I dont see any flying by.
duck
Now serving grilled duck.
I told you to duck.

 

by rascalsviper75
12-15-06
Damn it Scotty, quit fuckin around!
AHHHHHH!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-18-06
The making of 'Bacon Bits', a funny, romantic comedy starring Mr. Bako.
Can we get a close up over here?
This is a close up?! You went the wrong way!
Next time you want to get your carrot wet by a hooker, do it away from the camera!

 

by rascalsviper75
12-20-06
Ok monkey, Lets make a deal.
I'm the Donkey Kong Bitch!
uh huh, right, well I need to know if we can skip the whole jumping over barrels crap.
You may be Super Mario crackah but I'm the Donkey Kong bitch!
Whos the bitch now monkey!

 

Last thought before a facial.
This is the LAST time I have sex with a virgin.
by rascalsviper75, 12-20-06

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