The Newbie Has Landed

Author: razedinwhite

Date: March 21, 2004

by razedinwhite
3-21-04
One day, a n00b registers...
Hey. I'm new here.
Wow, fuck off newbie. I am superior to you in every way. You must be another member in disguise. Tell me who you are or I'll eat your eyeballs. I fucking hate you.
Angry Forum User was the only one online...
Huh? Oh.
Oh, you're a hot chick. I'm going to slit your throat and fuck the hole. Know your place, bitch. Fucking n00bs suck.
But then he found himself alone again...
She must have logged off. This place is a shithole. None of the new members stay for very long now. I blame the admins.