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by realSim
6-14-01
Where the f*** is this bloody capture point??

 

by realSim
6-14-01
Some day in good old middle east... ...
Hey dude! Do you know the way to Iraq ??
What crazy alien jerk .... !
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by realSim
6-14-01
Yesterday on planet earth ...
Mum?! Do you think there are other lifeform out there ??
Yes - i believe ...
Today on planet earth ...
I hope they have nice toys on their planets...
I hope they have longer dicks than the men on this f**kin' planet...
Tomorrow on planet earth ...
And mum - do you think they could be evil ??
Now let's see how those earthling's children taste...

 

by realSim
6-14-01
Once in the lovely forrest ...
Hey Mister! Do you know the way to the Supermarket ??
&%$§#~ TRANSLATION: ???
I just want to buy some Buds ... we gonna watch the game tonight.
§$&%~§§ TRANSLATION: Why is this f**kin' squirel talkin' in the language of the men?
ouch !
... it's my f**kin' right to burn em down if he doesn't want to help me !

 

by realSim
6-14-01
I AM THE PURE EVIL !
No - sorry... you're just THE PURE UGLINESS !
I'm on my way to the model show 'round the corner. You think i have a chance ??
No - Sorry...Go to the dentist and let me have another look then !
Hi - I'm BRITNEY. All people love me and my music.
I'm out of words ...

 

by realSim
6-14-01
I'm dreaming of a white christmas ..
Hey Gabe wazzup ?! Why the f**k are you so goddamn blue ?! Gimme something of that shit you're smokin' !
So they sat down and shared some shit...
I'm dreaming of a white christmas ..
I'm dreaming of a white christmas ..
... as suddenly the left Gabe dissapeared ..!.
And nobody will ever know what will happen to me coz this story ands here :-|

 

by realSim
6-14-01
People always say that i am an ugly freak. But i'm so very sensitive. What do you think cuty ?
If you'd be so kind to stick your huge tongue right in my p**sy i will say anything everything you !
Hmm.. she could have had even a worse idea...
So wazzup now ? I cannot stay with one leg raised all day long ?!
But .. well ... Women on Vega look quite more beautiful with their nine eyes... !
Well .... If you are lame like that ... i will go and ask Gabe to lick my tight p**sy !!

 

by realSim
6-14-01
Yahoo ! Wazzup ?
Notn ... Watchn da game .... havin' a bud ...
True ..... True .....

 

by realSim
6-14-01
I'm just a nice and little chinese girl. I've never done anything harmful. I've always been nice to my teachers. I am so very cute. - - - What is this button for ??
Whooooooops ?!
Everything depends on your imagination ....

 

by realSim
6-15-01
Hello Mista ! Wat arr yu doin tere ??
Oh ... some really evil men hang me up here. Could you please be so cute as to get me down??
What's in for me if i get you down ??
Well... I'm the son of GOD! If you get me down you will deserve a place in paradise!
Hmm, no sorry. If you would buy me icecream i would think over it ... But I think paradise sucks like hell...
%&~*§$? --TRANSLATION-- : Fuck off.. why I'm not the son of one f those ugly Luigies ...

 

by realSim
6-15-01

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