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by recoveryproject
7-23-03
Son, I have a pretty bad memory for things, sometimes I can't remember whether it's Judith Light who's the boss or Tony Danza, but if there's one thing that I do remember, it's this piece of wisdom
I'm his daughter not his son, but if I'm buying into this whole rising again bullshit I might as well buy into this
Some things you don't have to try to know that they're wrong
You mean like hanging out with lepers?
No, I mean like blowjobs from Mary Magdalene, how do you think I ended up here? It certainly wasn't prefuckingordained
Maybe you just ain't never had a good one!

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
There's something we need to talk about, before I get intimate with someone in my life there's something I have to tell them, it's pretty important to me
What the hell is she talking about? What the hell's this secret anyway? I'm not even sure I want to get intimate
It's pretty tough on me, I'm sure it scares some people away, but I think it's important for you to know and for me to tell you I'm sure it scares a lot of people away and it certainly blah blah blah
she's a guy, she's totally a guy, I can deal with this, I mean it's the person not the parts right? Right! Of course I can be ok with this, it might even be something interesting, it could be exciting
Well I might as well say it, my sister has down's syndrome and she stays with me for a week a month. If I'm a part of your life, she has to be a part of your life.
I was expecting some penis on penis dry hump action, but as long as she's not Sean Penn, I can deal.

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
There's something we need to talk about, before I get intimate with someone in my life there's something I have to tell them, it's pretty important to me
What the hell is she talking about? What the hell's this secret anyway? I'm not even sure I want to get intimate
It's pretty tough on me, I'm sure it scares some people away, but I think it's important for you to know and for me to tell you I'm sure it scares a lot of people away and it certainly blah blah blah
she's a guy, she's totally a guy, I can deal with this, I mean it's the person not the parts right? Right! Of course I can be ok with this, it might even be something interesting, it could be exciting
Well I might as well say it, my sister has down's syndrome and she stays with me for a week a month. If I'm a part of your life, she has to be a part of your life.
I was expecting some penis on penis dry hump action, but as long as your sister's not Sean Penn, I can deal.

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
I'm writing for my zine, it's going to be named after a jawbreaker song I'm just not sure which one yet. So why did Brad get kicked out of the band?
Like it says on our website, we enjoyed working with him, but in my opinion he didnt work with our sound.
Didn't you only have him in the band so that you could play the Bowness talent show? My 3 pimply, gangly, blake schwarzenbach idolizing readers demand to know!
In terms of the Bowness, that would be the last show Brad was in whether or not he went to Bowness. It had been decided weeks ago. Brad approached me asking to be in my band JUST for the battle
Well on that note, could you lay some sweet sugar on us? Let's hear some of those new lyrics
You killed me yesterday I was so pissed off But now its Saturday 2 3 4 FIGHT Back back a Up down c That's the last time you ever killed me Instrumental Bridge

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
Money Train Good for one scene, mediocre action and the direction is horrible
Like I said in mu one line summary, this movie is not even exciting, just for one moments I had pleasure watching this trash, it's when Jennifer Lopez is having sex, that's all
Even that scene was not very good, I am a huge fan of her and just wanna see her nude in every film that she is in. What a letdown this film is. I however did like seeing Robert Blake outside prison!
or a Barbara Walters special. Maybe he and OJ can do a buddy cop movie when the heat dies down. When they're not snuffing their significant others, they'd be trading one liners!
Can you imagine Blake trying to warm up to Simpson's wily ways? Neither can I! But I bet those Hollywood suits can!
Here is the story thanks to A CIA operative: MONEY TRAIN! Get on, or GET OUT OF THE WAY!

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
Down by the stream, Where it is so clean, Birds fly by. Are you going to say hi? You can sit by the trees And hear the buzzing bees.
I can rise from the dead, heal the sick, bake for 100 plus friends, but I can't hear the goddamned door open!
Hey Robert Frost are you leaving answering machine messages again?
Psst....We'll finish this later

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
On the Late Show with Ken Jablonski
Roman, how do you feel about those who say, that man shouldn't win an Oscar, he's a rapist! (which you are)
I'd tell those detractors (if I could enter the United States without being arrested)judge the art, not the artist
Can you elaborate a little more? Not to sound like I'm taking things a little too seriously, but well, let's not forget the issue you here, you stuck your penis in a 13 year old's woot woot
There's no doubt while looking over my work that I'm a skilled director/auteur. "Rosemary's Baby" was a haunting masterpiece. "Chinatown" defined modern cinematic storytelling.
WELL DONE MR. POLANSKI FOR MAKING A FILM WITH SO MUCH GOODNESS!!!! 10/10 oh yeah I still want to stab you with the jagged edge of a glass bottle though.
See Ya At The Oscars Ken! Ha

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
So another tough day at the language factory huh?
You're fucking telling me. We messed up a shipment of proper grammar, and this lady had the nerve to call me up and say "Jus so's ya know, the shipment was wrong!"
And then you said "Just SO YOU KNOW, 'jus sos ya know' isn't fucking correct!" Right?
Hey! How did you know?
Your lies are becoming as predictable, as an NBA player getting charged with a felony
Kobe is searching for the real perpatrators right now. This conversation is over!

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
The Three New Laws of Robotics: Law One
Be Awesome
Law Two
Do Awesome
Law Three
Don't Kill Us

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
That piece of shit called me last night, she was crying. She had tried to cut At the Gates into her right fore arm and had ended up passing out due to the amount of blood she lost
mmmmmmmmmm brains
It really upset me....
ngggg brains?
How the fuck can she constantly mix up Slayer with At the Gates?
????

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
Tonight we're going to some benefit show to provide sunglasses to starving kids in Micronesia with leprosy who can't read because the sun is burning their retinas
Actually, it's a fundraiser for a new community centre so that people living in the community have a place to meet, participate in activities, discuss issues relevant to their lives, put on shows...
Hold it just a second there, Stalinsky, you better not change this into some fucking gulag activista!
So you're saying participating and living in a community and trying to make that community better and more involved is akin to Stalinist Russia?
You said it Pinko Fag, not me.

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh.
Hold up a second there, Lenin! You don't work? What the fuck kind of bullshit is that?
It's a song and I do work.
Oh a song huh? And being a pinko fag commie isn't a job. You can't live off your rich dad all your life.
I work at immigrant resource center helping newly landed immigrants to this country find jobs and homes. What do you do again?
My dad says he knows this guy who can get me a job at this oil company, and then after that I can move out of their basement.

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
So I was writing this song and I can't think of how to finish it. it's like about when ya go away to college and ya like have to leave your girlfriend away and that sucks, ya know?
like you love your girlfriend and stuff but you have to go to college and that's what my song is about but i don't really know what my song is about becuase the lyrics don't really mean anything
but i really like dashboard confessional and their lyrics really inspire me, but anyway if anyone has any ideas just tell me. P.S. This request is dedicated to head (not to be gross or anything)

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
"when you think about me, I hope you think of the good times and things I said that you made you smile. I hope you don't dwell on the times I couldn't deal with, and the frustration I took out on you"
"I hope you remember the night we both danced with the same girl, the day we found a complete collection of all the Echo and the Bunnymen releases for 5 dollars, hope you remember kissing on the bus"
Who the hell wrote that?

 

by recoveryproject
7-23-03
Troublemaking in the city was our anthem that summer
we spent our nights tagging the city with "love.hope.change" and "misery hopelessness despair"
It's quite possible we didn't accomplish all that much, I mean we really didn't remake the city in our image or anything
but the mayor's gone and our words are still there, so may just when we thought we had the least amount of control over our lives
we actually took back our lives
Maybe we were just play-acting at being grown-ups, maybe the only thing we reclaimed was a couple of dozen stale bagels from a dumpster

 

by recoveryproject
7-24-03
My time machine finally works! I'm back in 1990. George Bush is in the White House and he's got a hard-on about killing brown people in the middle east
People are all up in arms about free trade. Everyone's divided on the issue of Israel and Palestine. The economy is a mess. And things look pretty bleak.
Don't worry I'll be back in the present soon!

 

by recoveryproject
7-24-03
So ready to go to lunch?
Dinner?!? It's 6pm, I was ready at 12 pm, I waited for you for 2 hours. Did you mean to ask me out for supper? I ended up drinking Fanta and eating beef at the Ponderosa Steakhouse
Whatever, I meant supper, does it really matter? Seriously, of all the problems in the world, beef's blood in ketchup, the UPN's fall line-up, the cancellation of girl's club, this ranks like 782nd
GusGus, Oh I forgot you're too 'punk' to remember the difference? How Ellen is that?
You realize I'm a lizard right? Theoretically I could eat you and feast on your entrails. I assume you're aware of this? One more Ellen comment and I'll chew on your liver...
Yeah, yeah, talk to the hand Anne Heche, cuz the face ain't listening.

 

by recoveryproject
7-24-03
Dominion, NS http://novascotia.cbc.ca/regional/servlet/View?filename=ns_beerbrawl20030723
Chickenhawk! That's me last fuckin Keit's. Didju drink me last fuckin Keit's? You fruiter!
I don haveta take dis shit. If I wasn't on probabation I'd fuckin put da boots ta ya right now!
I'd like ta see ya try, I'll fuck you up, I'll fuck yer cousint up, I'll fuckin wreck your whole family!
Blah, blah, I'm a big homo, who works at da call centre and I finished grade 12, lookit me Mr. Fucking Big Shot, cock of da walk.
Quit complaining, it's not my fault I successfully completeled en passant capture
Go back to frenchsylvania!

 

by recoveryproject
7-24-03

 

by recoveryproject
7-24-03
You want to go to "le hip stalinist gulag bistro and cafe" and get a coffee?
Oh, no er I'm not really a big coffee drinker, right Mr. Grumpyface?
When you say you're not really a big coffee drinker, does that mean you prefer beer? the hair of the dog that bite or some other idiom that puts a smiley face on alcoholism or what?
No, no, I mean I consider coffee a weakness. Mr. Grumpyface, here, and I try not to partake in consumption.
Let me get this straight, it's ok to consult a cat on how to live your life, but it's not ok to drink a cup off liquid made from beans or look a 6 inch squirrel in the eyes?
Mr. Grumpyface, where's my .22?

 

by recoveryproject
7-25-03
It seems odd to me that conservatives give leftists/liberals (whatever name they call crackpots these days) over semantics because they favour language that's 'politically correct'
I'm not really getting it? Dumb it down there for me Yahoo Serious
Well, basically the point is Conservatives accuse P.C. liberals of over emphasizing the importance of language. The idiom, a rose by any other name would still smell as sweet or call a spade a spade.
Ohhh, I think I'm getting this. So you're saying those on the right believe that simply changing the name of an object or a person, doesn't change the nature of that object, nor the reference
Exactly, semantics in short is the meaning of words, and the argument arises when you try to decide what came first, the naming word or the meaning. Does the object supply the meaning or the word?
Sort of like isn't still a fucking war if the U.S. still has a hard on for killing Brown people? And they still want anything in a uniform lying prone on the ground?

 

by recoveryproject
7-25-03
I suppose you're going to tell me, that I can't be waving my flag all around because it isn't politically correct? Well I love this flag and what it stands for.
So, what exactly does that flag stand for?
Well...er...lots of things, freedom, independence, uh...rebel pride...democracy...the south...america uh lots of stuff
Got anything tangible there numbnuts?
You can pry this gun from my cold dead hands, I'll vote for anyone so long as they don't take my gun away
I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole, who writes this comic anyway Michael Moore?

 

by recoveryproject
7-25-03
I can't believe it I only have 24.53 left after paying my rent, heat, gas, and hot water bills. I barely have enough to get drunk tonight let alone get wasted and experience euphoria
Sound familiar? Worried that 24.53 isn't enough to get you stinko? Well, worry no more. You and your whole family can get blotto for under 20 bucks. It's called cough syrup.
Cough syrup...ewwwwww...isn't there a better way?
Well I suppose you could unionize your work, petition your employer for better wages, vote for a government who will actually pass tax breaks onto those who rent, rather than property owners....
Hold up there Norma Rae, that sounds too much like W-O-R-K, this is a Friday night remember? Hey is that a 24 Hr Pharmacy across the street?
Tussin City, Population : You!

 

by recoveryproject
7-27-03
Hurry up store clerk, or I will unleash a tirade of profanities upon you and this hallowed convenience store (replete with slushee machine)
You in a hurry or something?
You have lived off the fat of the land for too long and you are too fat to continue to suck at the tit of this planet! My time is precious, not your time, my time. This is my time!
Is this actually going anywhere or is it simply an attempt by a rather inept individual to feel as though his life (devoid of job, devoid of purpose) means more than masturbating to a sears catalogue
Gimme a copy of plumpers, some nail clippers, some ho-hos, a couple of ring-dings, and some of those mexican sounding potato chips
The thought of chasing me and my piggies through hill and dale tire you out peon?

 

by recoveryproject
7-27-03
What does NASA stand for?
Need Another Seven Astronauts!
What's the one thing the crew of the Columbia missed the most?
The landing pad!
Why aren't NASA engineers any good at crosswords?
They can never get seven down!

 

by recoveryproject
7-27-03
So then I says to Blake Schwarzenbach, I seys, I'm thankful for Jets to Brazil, because it makes me appreciate Jawbreaker that much more. I seyz that to him! You should have seen the look on his face
That reminds me of a similar time when I was in Spain and well I suppose you'd have to have visited Spain to understand. Have you visited?
No, but I assume you've never walked in on your pants having sex and mistaken it for wrestling and asked if you could tag in! Have you?
.......................
So there was this other time I was doing lines of coke with the guys from Steel Pole Bathtub and Lance from Cringer stumbles in with his pants down around his ankles.....
Oh that reminds me of the time I was vacationing in the South (South of France) and I was romancing a young Brooke Shields at the time (Pre-Suddenly Susan) and she says...

 

by recoveryproject
7-28-03
I'm sorry I upset you today, maybe if I make you a comic, you'll think more highly of me
That seems to be your answer for everything; fall out of god's good graces, make a comic, I'm lonely, make a comic, my hair is falling out make a comic
I drink to forget my problems, make a comic, I steal money from the photocopier at work afterhours, make a comic
I have no career other than donating blood, make a comic
I need a blowjob from something other than a canine, make a comic
I have hep c, make a comic

 

by recoveryproject
7-29-03
A great band, a great job, a stable longterm relationship
Making your wishlist?
Listing off the things that my ex has, that I don't have a hope of coming into contact with. I was sure that I was the sane one when we broke up, so why the fuck is everything going right for them?
C'mon there's lots of things you've got going for you1
Yeah, you're right. There's lots of things I've accomplished that they couldn't possibly.
Yeah, let's see them balance a drinking problem with a scorching case of herpes!

 

by recoveryproject
7-29-03
Fuck, I really needs ta take a piss. Where's the pisser?
Pisser? There's no fucking washroom in a National Park Boy!
Then where the hell do we piss?
In da river.
But, like where does it go?
Away!

 

by recoveryproject
7-29-03
Holy fuck! I just smoked the best opium ever! I shit you not. I would not fucketh thee on this. Premium Opium or Preopium as I like to call it.
It is so long since I first took opium, that if it had been a trifling incident in my life, I might have forgotten its date: but cardinal events are not to be forgotten
Huh? I don't understand. Maybe I'm still totally fucked up from smoking opium, maybe I'm totally withdrawn and apathetic to humanity.
Opium! dread agent of unimaginable pleasure and pain! I had heard of it as I had heard of manna or of Ambrosia, but no further; how unmeaning a sound was it at that time!
That sounds pretty heavy, it also sounds like the time I shot heroin
I paid a heavy price in distant years, the human face tyrannized over my dreams, perplexities of my steps came back and haunted my sleep. Until you've been there consider yourself stupid

 

by recoveryproject
7-29-03
There's a lot of subtle cultural differences that the U.S. troops stationed in Iraq have to deal with. What seems mundane in the U.S. could cause serious problems overseas
A simple wrong turn while driving can cause minor problems in the U.S. ie stumbling upon your doppleganger
Ok so let me get this straight if we did, it'd just be narcissistic not incestuous?
I swear I read it somewhere, come over to my apartment and I'll try and find the reference *wink*wink*
Whereas a wrong turn in Iraq will most likely either land you dead at the hands of a landmine, on the cover of newsweek, or both. It's a crapshoot!

 

by recoveryproject
7-29-03
We join a debate already in progress...
We mean absolutely no disrespect to the veterans of the Korean War. It was simply a scheduling error that had the two parade converge at the same point.
All I'm saying is that a lot of people felt put out that your kind and our kind had to shared the same parade space. I think it's totally unfair and franky I'm disappointed.
Come now, I'm sure we can agree that we meant you no disrespect. If it wasn't for you Pink(o) would have taken on a whole new meaning for the lot of us. We salute you.
There's no way we fought for that sort of freedom. While firing off my rifle and plugging the enemy (WITH BULLETS!) I specifically stated and outlined whose freedom I was fighting for.
Come now, why can't our two struggles co-exist, I mean hell both of our movements share Cpl. Klinger as an icon!
This conversation is over!

 

by recoveryproject
7-30-03
I was wondering, chum, if it was suitable for you to accompany me to the local pub and discuss the hardships and drudgery we face?
Hmm, Are you supposing that perhaps our mutual hatred for a shared experience (which because its shared by over a 500 people could hardly be called intimate) would bring us closer?
Yes, undoubtedly, we'd be joined together by mutual feelings of loathing. Though we have nothing in common on a more personal level, our jobs, having defined us over the years, would make us comrades
Having given my self over to my job a number of years ago and deciding that my identity as a Clerk C-44 supercedes whatever identity I etched out previousl, perhaps it's best if we're 'pals'
Clerk C-44? I'm merely Clerk C-43.5 B. I'm sure this is just a minor detail that has little to no bearing on shared experiences.
Reading over this collective agreement I see that as Clerk C-44, I am at payscale 17b, whereas you are at pay scale 16a. You should receive a memo terminating our friendship asap.

 

by recoveryproject
8-13-03
Can you hear that, listen closely, it's coming through, over the beats, over the pointless drivel...
all I'm saying is if you don't fucking hit that ass now, you're going to regret it on your deathbed
You cringe at first, is it vulgarity you're taken aback by? Some sort of moral outrage? You go home and try to wash yourself clean with a potato scrubber, nothing works
Fucking the best bands I've seen live are Pearl Jam, Pinickleback, Tools of the Stone Age, and Slave Against the Machine...all fucking awesome!
After a while you begin to realize that it's a beautiful act of nature, the mating call of the stupid
So like before you move away here's what we should do, get a fucking 40 of Tequila and just get fucked! like totally fucked, like we need to get our drunk on, NO! a texas mickey that's what we need...

 

by recoveryproject
8-13-03
Sometimes I'm like at these clubs you know and it hits me, I love music, like I am in love with music, I want it to touch my hips and caress my thighs
I agree! Sometimes I scream so loud that like my throat breaks and cracks and I am bleeding blood! Can you imagine...BLEEDING BLOOD? Not draino, not tar, but blood!
I would have to say that life is awesome and so many people would kill for the lives we have. Quite literally, insert a knife, remove the entrails, feast upon what you have wrought.
Yeah, you're right MUSIC IS AWESOME!

 

by recoveryproject
8-13-03
And I see these kids with their Che Guevera t-shirts on and I somehow can't help, but feel, well disillusioned, do they even know what they're representing?
Do you mean that because of crass commercialization, some guy with a beard's original intentions are overlooked and ignored and he becomes just some token image no better than colonel sanders?
Few know Sanders fought against facism during the Spanish Civil War, but that isn't my point, this about Che.
All you socialists are the same, you go off about failed revolutions and misappropriated iconography, it's fucking boring. Beardo represents failure at fucking best.
All I was saying was, does this child even know that Antonio Banderas played a kickass Che who sexs Madonna and sings?
Two Thumbs Up

 

by recoveryproject
8-14-03
one time I took off all my clothes while wearing antlers made out of tree branches and rolled around in the dirt chugging homemade wine while someone poured blood on me
I once peed in a soda bottle in the middle of a room at my girlfriend's parents' 50th Anniversary
My dad once tried to sell me into slavery and to apologize he made me a paper mache cow
I once shit my pants when I went to see Journey, right in the middle of "Any Way You Want It"
Why did you tell me this for? You have ruined this conversation and consequentially I'm revoking your friendship and cancelling you.
Any chance of spinning me off in to a series with a jive talking robot?

 

by recoveryproject
8-14-03
Wipe that look off your face, Cracker. Looking at me like I'm some big donut you want to smush in your piehole. Damn cracker.
Just what the heck is going on here? Can you please stop with this verbal attack.
Ok I'm not racist, but seriously there's crackers and then there's white people. This tall drink of water; CRACKER CRACKER CRACKER CRACKER!
I've had about as much as I can stands and I can't stands no more, what is your major malfunction?
Do you smell that? Smells like white bre(a)d cooking
You're destroying my culture!!

 

by recoveryproject
9-02-03
I have this problem you see, it's this itch that I can't quite get at it. It's driving me nuts, because the two solutions, ignoring it and scratching the itch, both seem temporary.
Ignoring it doesn't work, because the ignoring that would take place would be a concious act. The itch, the cause of the itch would still be there. Scratching it would just make that itch worse.
It's like what the fuck do you do when you don't know what to do? It's been too long now that I've been saying fuck the damage.
Hell of a way to hang a painting!

 

by recoveryproject
9-02-03
Somewhere in the void
What do you write to a half brother you've never met, on his birthday?
Happy Birthday to the awesomest brother ever! P.S. this title is not valid in 49 states.
What do you do when you get rejected from the same job, twice in one week?
I got the message the first time pissants. P.S. This letter contains anthrax, rabies, and good ol' Hep C!
What do you do when the line "Sometimes I just want to fly, sometimes I just want to die" makes more and more sense every day?
three simple words; make a comic

 

by recoveryproject
9-02-03
When it comes to romantic gestures, I'm quite incompetent. It's not that I haven't tried, during one particular trying moment with a girlfriend...
I knocked on her window, late at night to talk to her about things and work things out. It was memorable, she was half asleep, I was feeling nervous. We slept soundly that night for the first time.
A few days later, after several unreturned phone calls and dates she never showed up for, I found out via a note to me that she was fucking (her words) someone else.
I debated knocking on her window after that, but I ain't into none of that kinky shit.

 

by recoveryproject
9-05-03
So what's your schedule looking like today?
Well I'm dumping my boyfriend later on this afternoon
Oh jeeze, sounds like a big day. Break ups can take a while.
I don't know, I have a feeling it won't take long at all.
Why's that?
Two Words : Instant Messaging. Five More Words: You've Got Mail; You're Dumped!

 

by recoveryproject
9-05-03
Why the long face? You look like a family friend just ran over your toddler.
Close, my girlfriend and I just broke up. It was terribly awful.
I'm so sorry to hear that, you two seemed like such a happy couple.
Wait?! What?!?! I'm not talking about my girlfriend in real life, I'm talking about my online internet girlfriend.
Do you mean your messageboard girlfriend, your yahoo girlfriend, or your journallandspectacular girlfriend?
Does it matter? They all mean so much to me! I have every instant message they sent me saved in my heart, or well a folder on my desktop named 'my heart'

 

by recoveryproject
9-19-03
In the hallways of Winslow High
Your report on how Jim in Huckleberry Finn is an Uncle Tom was a pleasure to read and I love how you spelled freedom to win the state spelling bee, but there's still something about you I don't like..
My mixed racial background? My internet flash site that has you being anally penetrated by the school's amputee janitor? Or maybe it's my school newspaper with tips on buying illicit weapons?
Hmmm, no I'm not sure it's any of those, though I did enjoy the thought provoking interview with the pedophile you did. Hmm I'm sure we'll figure it out by the end of the epsiode.
Oh no that was Father/Daughter day at school, not an interview with the school newspaper. I'm sure we'll figure out some way to make you do a complete 360 on your morals in under 45 minutes.
I guess my real problem with you is the fact that you've willingly slept with all of the male members of the teaching staff except for me. I've tried everything, even packing a sock down there.
Give me an 'A' on my paper about the ZOG conspiracy and David E. Kelley's part in it and I'll meet you in the supply closet in five minutes

 

by recoveryproject
9-19-03
The First Day of School
So kids, I just want to ask you some questions to get this class started off. First how many in the class are hermaphrodites?
Good good, glad to see there's some he-she's in the class. Did I ever tell you about my mother/father who took a loaded shotgun to his/her head?
Oh jeeze looks like I'm getting off the topic here, back to our story time, The Little Engine that Could. It's about how life has no meaning no matter how hard you try.

 

by recoveryproject
9-20-03
trying to empathsize and sterilize
Why does this always happen to me? Why do I always let people down? Why am I always spread so thin? Why do they all turn against me? I feel so lost
self absorbed, inflated, narcissistic, ostentatious, audacious, autocratic, cavalier, self involved, egocentric, hubristic etc.
trying to learn and unlearn, dissect and vivisect
I am spread quite thin, It's not my fault I'm this way and I don't mean to do this, it's just the way things are sometimes you know? I have things I have to deal with and I'm sorry if I let you down
This will never, ever, ever, ever, never, ever, ever, never, ever, ever, never happen again, I promise, I repeat, this will never ever, ever happen again (must relearn)
stark rationalizations and self loathing
It's not like I didn't try to warn you.
It's not letting someone else down so much, it's knowing that you have even before they express such sentiment. It's disappointing yourself by failing to come through for someone.

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