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| one time I took off all my clothes while wearing antlers made out of tree branches and rolled around in the dirt chugging homemade wine while someone poured blood on me | |
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| I once peed in a soda bottle in the middle of a room at my girlfriend's parents' 50th Anniversary | |
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| My dad once tried to sell me into slavery and to apologize he made me a paper mache cow | |
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| I once shit my pants when I went to see Journey, right in the middle of "Any Way You Want It" | |
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| Why did you tell me this for? You have ruined this conversation and consequentially I'm revoking your friendship and cancelling you. | |
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| Any chance of spinning me off in to a series with a jive talking robot? | |
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