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by redbrute
5-17-01
One day in Japan
Look at this god-brutal yello monkey giving me 'ass-fuck' eyes
Look at this fucking rotten cunt
And...
Oi dog-fucker, you fancy a bit of my rotten meat?
I'd rather force wasps
Finally
Right then, you are mincemeat
Fuck off

 

by redbrute
5-17-01
The Asswhore is brought to the woods
Right you fucking evil cunt, I've brought you here for a bloody good reason.
Oh Aye, whass that then duck?
when...
I want you to do something a little different with a pig that I know...
Oh Aye, Whass that then duck?
..and finally
DRINK ME OFF YOU GREAT CUNT!!!!!!
Ah shite. Come on then you pink brute - lets have a little looksy at your piggy corkscrew.

 

by redbrute
5-17-01
Erm, excuse me, could you help me at all? Some cunt's just nailed me upon high.
Well seeing as your gonna burn like the rest of these God fuckers, I'll see what I can do...
Oi you wretched slut, do me a favour would you and suck off Jesus before he croaks it and when you've finished I'll slice your tits off and wear them on my head.
Er ok then how much are you gonna pay me?
I'll PAY your arse'ole a little visit with my fucking trident you pig-fucking slut, Now stop pulling my Devil-cock and start drinking God seed!!!!
Your a right cunt, you know that? A RIGHT FUCKING CUNT!

 

by redbrute
5-17-01
At home with a pest
Ring fucking ring
Oh Sweet Christ, who on gods earth can that be???
At home with a pest
It's your evil phone - who else did you think it was you stupid fucking dogs cunt?
I..er..It...erm...well, quite....How are you today?
At home with a pest
I could do with being forced up your fucking awful shit and maggot filled arse, that much I do know.
Fine - get up there you bright red, evil ringing brute. GET UP THERE NOW

 

by redbrute
5-20-01
Doctor,doctor I feel terrible. I don't know whats the matter but people just aren't taking me seriously these days...
....well....erm, what do you think?
Don't talk bollocks, you cunt.

 

by redbrute
5-20-01
it says here ht I've been lucky enough to have caught AIDS
and I should be dead by the weekend.
Good - I hope death comes sooner you fucking cunt.

 

by redbrute
5-20-01
Now then......
Excuse me mate, have you got a spare couple of quid by any chance?
Now what would a small furry shit like you possibly need money for??
So I can but half a pint of maggots and force them up your mothers digusting cunt, you brutal, BRUTAL CUNT!!!!

 

by redbrute
5-20-01
Now Darling, You know when I told you before that mummy loves you and that you're the most precious thing in the world to me....
Yes mummy.
Well, I'm afraid I lied. There's nothing I'd have liked more than to have had your head chopped off the moment you were born, you disgusting slut
Sure.
What do you mean "sure"? Didn't you just hear what I said?
No, my ears are full of pigs come you God Evil Cunt. Now Fuck Off.

 

by redbrute
5-20-01
iniatially...
Come to me you devil fucker, come to heel.
fuck!
secondly and penultimately...
Won't you come to daddy?
no
..and lastly...
Why not?
Because I'm off to interfere with a week old dead dog, now fuck off you complete and utter cunt.

 

by redbrute
5-20-01
the fucking wierdo makes a discovery...
what in fucks arseholes is going on here then?
i am death you fucking god gulping cunt and i'm gonna enter your god brutal sphinkter and flay you like a cunt fucker!
the evil wierdo has a trick up his sleeve...
no you're the cunt fucker. now go a find a baby cut it's underdeveloped tits off and force them up your rotton death hole - you cunt!
ah fuck that got me...
later at the police station...
now then you dirty yellow faced, cock guzzler you tell them nothing happened. your tits are fine and i haven't got them sellotaped to my genitals - ok?
oh fuck off! your a cunt and you always will be - i've got better things to do like going home to have my father rape me - Now as I told you before, UCK OFF!!!

 

by redbrute
5-21-01
One afternoon, whilst pulling off in the woods.....
Oh wow! a real live alien this is way cool. Erm 'take me to your spaceship' (he,he)
ok then.
No, er actually I've got a better idea. Why don't you flay my toilet parts with your inteplanetary scalpels....then...er... shit in my face?
What are you, fucking queer or something?
JUST FUCKING BRUTALISE ME YOU TWISTED, GREY CUNT. BRUTALISE ME EVIL!!!!
You, my friend, are God-rotten. Now FUCK OFF!..

 

by redbrute
5-21-01
We join our 6 six legged friend after having slammed the door on a Jehovahs Witness......
What the fuck are you doing still here? I thought I told you to go fuck yer mother?
I'm just saying that perhaps you should consider a leap of faith and embrace God.
Oh Lord! The sacrelige!
God can fucking drink me off!! What would you 'consider' about that you fucking great balloon head?
You DISGUSTING little rat fucker!
FUCKING BRUTAL!!!!
NOT INTERESTED! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF! FUCK OFF!
I will sever your bollocks and feed them to a dog you unruly, hard shelled cunt.

 

by redbrute
5-21-01
OOPS WHAT A CUNT...
I'm gonna flay your evil Hotdog!!!!!!
DRINK OFF A DEAD RAT!!!!
Bollocks!!!
I'LL SHIT ON YOU!!!!!!
Yawn, this is tiresome...
OOPS WHAT A CUNT...
brrrp
YOU FUCKING TWISTED TWISTED CUNT!!!

 

by redbrute
6-02-01
Take a look at these two ballon heads....
Are you Brute-Evil?
WHAT?!!
I said are you Brute-Evil?
No, I'm God-Brutal.
BRUTE-DISGACEFUL!
I thought you were Brute-Evil?
Well you can THINK what you fucking like you twisted DEVIL-MONG, I'm trying to force these rat's teeth up my cunt and it's BRUTE AGONY, NOW FUCK OFF!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
12-13-02
One night in a cemetary
Look at this stupid cunt...
what a prick!!
then..
I will turn evil pretty soon and fucking kill you.
do what you want you cunt
oh no!!
KISS GOODBYE TO YOUR TITS AND BOLLOCKS YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!
Oh rape, now I'm proper fucked.

 

by redbrute
12-17-02
Iniatially....
I wish the hair on my cunt was this colour too...
I love her and really want to help, I wonder.....
AND THEN...
oh what to do....
yup it'll work I reckon - I just need to get a few things
OH NO!!!
I'LL MAKE YOUR CUNT RED YOU EVIL SLUT - COME 'ERE AND LET ME FUCKING RAPE YOU!!!!

 

by redbrute
12-17-02
IS HE OUT OF HIS MIND???
CUNT ME, LOOK AT STATE OF YOUR HAIR!!
OH NO THE REAPERS GOING TO GO WILD!!!
oh.
CUNT!

 

by redbrute
5-07-03
this prick gets lippy...
yes please what the cunt can i get you?
I'll take a baby rape sandwich, extra mental distress but hold the trouser mayo
and then
I don't fucking have any. would you like to try the special; swollen rotten left breast from a brutalised bag lady with fries?
the cunt i do! i've changed my mind - i'm off to slaughter your children instead!
a godshocker of a turnaround
oh. rightiho. I'll be there in a little while to give you a hand

 

by redbrute
8-12-03
ONE EVIL DAY IN THE PARK
OI CUNT!!! You look like a dirty bitch...
oh crivens, what does this flying rapist want?
AN INDECENT PROPOSAL IF I EVER HEARD ONE.
Fancy getting brutalised by me and my friends on a giant dogshit??
Well, it's either that or have my father molest me for another five hours when I get home....eerrrm...ok then.
BORING SLUT....
Sweet like the nut!!! Well I was thinking that we might start by puking on your evil tits like that film the fly?
FUCK THAT!! I'm trying to grow these bastards. Best you burn off my vile cunthole instead.

 

by redbrute
8-12-03
We stumble across a spastic and dead man having a chat...
Hello, my name is Tony. I am a spastic and a virgin.
Hmm, I wonder...
They appear to be getting along just fine...
Hey Tony. Have you even tasted a mans salty cock? WELL FUCKING TOUGH LUCK YOU LITTLE SLUT, TAKE MY DOG FAT IN ALL IT'S GLORY AND DRINK THE FUCKING LOT DOWN!!!
Ooh. It's gone right through me, and what have you done to my toilet region you terrible man..?
Ah yes, just we we thought.
YOU FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING F U C K I N G CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'VE FUCKING REVERSE FED IT TO YOUR WHORING VIRGINAL BUMHOLE YOU DISGUSTING LITTLE CUNT. AND NOW I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR PARENTS

 

by redbrute
8-12-03
OH GEE! THINGS AREN'T GOING TOO WELL FOR THIS DUDE...
Ok! So. There's this guy, and he was black, and he was jewish and he lost all his teeth and..erm..er..hangon..er..Oh yeah! Got it! (fuck!) Right! There's this guy. And he's raping this dead rat..
BOOO!..Bollocks..You're fucking shit get off....
OH MANNNN! HE DIED ON HIS ASS
Fucking sloppy old slut. I almost had them.
Sorry ladies and gentlemen, but that's all we've got time for. Give it up for this fucking seed-head.
BACKSTAGE. SHE'S ONE HARD MOMMA BUT SHE'S AS FAIR AS A CUNT.
You pig's cunt - I had them eating out the plam of my hands! And what's with the insults? They weren't really called for.
I'll be the judge of that you gobby cunt! And anyway, I know what the crowd want and it usually involves me, a cauldron of molten spastics, a large funnel and my cunt! Now fucking sling yer hook!

 

by redbrute
8-12-03
SEEDHEAD IS BACK FOR ONE LAST SHOT! LET'S HOPE HE TELLS THE ONE ABOUT FRED WEST AND HAROLD SHIPMAN ON HOLIDAY TOGETHER....Shhh, he's started...
Hey, can some one lower the mike
Is that as low as it will go?
..yes...
Fuck it then.

 

by redbrute
8-18-03
Oh what an option!
Your choice...your tits or your cunt?
bugger, want both but I know he won't stand for it.
Brave young thing.
Make your mind up you vile cunt!!!!
Can't I just go home?
Such luck!
What does cunt mean?
Every cloud.....

 

by redbrute
8-18-03
Suck off God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bum my lizard cuntbum
Suck off God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bum my lizard cuntbum
Suck off God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bum my lizard cuntbum

 

by redbrute
8-19-03
HMP Pentonville
Whassup up doc?
You know why you're here you dirty little cunt.
HMP Pentonville
Yeah I know I raped a piggy and sucked on his corkscrew
I'm going to go and get the victim on your horrid crime
Retribution!!!!!
I'm so sorry piggy
Drink me off again and I'll let it go. Not before I hollow out your left tit and use it as a mask however

 

by redbrute
8-19-03
One night in a rotten bedsit..
"Next tonight on the adult channel:- dino assrape 3"
Oh Laaverly, Just time to gulp off this cappa tea and I'll whip out my scaly jurassic shocker and strum it till I shoot my tyranasaurus bolt.
Uh oh!, never disturb a T-Rex when he's about to pull off...
LET ME IN!!!!!
WHO-THE-FUCK'S-BANGING ON MY CUNTING DINO-DOOR!! I'LL FUCKING RIP THEIR CUNTS OFF!!!!!!
FUCK ME! It looks like someone we know.... He's got some front.
IT'S ME YOU GREAT EVIL CUNT!!! NOW DRINK ME OFF!!!
YOU MOUTHY PINK CUNT! GET IN HERE AND I'LL GIVE A FUCKING DINO-SORE-ASS THEN I'LL EAT YOUR CUNTING PIG SACK!!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
8-19-03
Seedhead still recokns he's got it.
Excuse me madam, I'm just testing some of my new jokes on the general public. Have you got the time to hear a few?
Oo er, I don't know duck, I'm working you see...oh go on then.
A valiant effort.
You will!!?? Oh right...er..ok...erm..Right. Well...er...There's this bloke... and he's fucking this rat...
Sorry duck, that reminds me. I've forgotten to wash me flaps. No punter's gonna want me with the stench that my burgers kicking out! I'll have to go an bleach it right away.
Oh dear....
Ah-ha! Sir? Have you got the time to hear a few of my jokes?
FUCK THE JOKES MATE! THE ONLY THING THATS FUNNY ROUND HERE IS MY CORKSCREW SHAPED PIGSTICK!!!! NOW FUCKING DRINK IT OFF!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
8-20-03
What an offer!!
Oi farmer cunt, yes you, want some fun?
Ermm, Well I guess so sir...what sort of fun?
Here it comes...
I'll give you a clue. It's pink, sweaty, rock hard and reeks of bacon...
Now that sounds swell!!!!! Let's go!
And if you hadn't guessed...
It's me you fucking great evil cunt!!! Now get on your back and fucking drink me off!!!!
What a Cunt.

 

by redbrute
8-20-03
Fuck you.
Look at my cunt!
Stick a fucking rat in your arse and fuck off before I fuck a crucifix.
And fuck you too.
Will you Rape some shit into my cunthole?
I'll fucking kill you first you foul smelling goats cunt, shortly before I wear your man-tits as shorts.
Fuck you ery much.
Okaaaay, how about you drain my bollocks with a fucking drinking straw?
Weirdo.

 

by redbrute
8-20-03
Introducing
Hey guys I'm a good ol' American, thick as shit and just and fucking repulsive!!!
whats this?
You certainly are a complete cunt.
It's a fair, but peadophillic, cop
Thats enough! You're using the word CUNT too many times in your cuntoons. I'm fucking arresting you.
Stupid Yank, godfucking CUNT.

 

by redbrute
8-20-03
Looks like the A-whore has bitten off more than she can chew...
rApe hEr TitS OfF!!
ObliTerate Her eartH FlAps!!!!!
Brrrrp!
IgNore ThESe CuNts, i JUst WanT yOu tO dRinK mE OfF likE YoU DiD to ThAt Pink QuadroPEd wIth ThE CoRkScrEW ReProDuctive OrGan.
You what duck? Look, I said I'd suck off your 'little green man' but now I've seen the state of it, I think you'd better take me back.
She's bang in trouble.
YoU're GoING NoWheRE, yOu eVIl PiG sUckER.!!
KiSs GooDBye To yOuR CuNT, tiTs, aRSe aND EyeS YoU aIDS RidDen SluT.

 

by redbrute
8-20-03
One day at the bus-stop...
Pardon me, but I couldn't help noticing how much your armpits stink..
eh?
I said, (ahem) "YOUR ARMPITS FUCKING STINK, YOU DEAF OLD CUNT!!!!"
Oh dear, they're not that bad are they?
NOT AS BAD AS YOUR DEAD WIFE'S CUNT, I SHOULDN'T WONDER??????!!!!!!!
mmm, I don't know - this side's pretty awful.

 

by redbrute
8-20-03
One day in the woods...
Hey, little girl! Would you like to see some puppies? Or maybe come back to my car? I've got lots of sweets in there.
Don't you mean you're a peedo and you want to fuck me?
...God-Shocking!...
well...er...yeah...I guess I do.
Fucks sake! You lot are all the same. Why don't you just ask?
...They grow up so fast these days...
Now hold on...er...does you're mother know you're out?
Forget about that evil slut, let's see your tally-wacker!

 

by redbrute
8-20-03
Our friend visits the circus...
DRINK ME OFF!
I can't
Piggy corkscrews aren't everyone's cup of tea...
WHY NOT?
Because I'm not into animals.
FUCKING HELL - NIETHER IS THAT!!!
LOOK A PIG IS GENTICALLY PRETTY CLOSE TO A HUMAN.
Sorry. I prefer babies.

 

by redbrute
8-22-03
At the funeral...
...and so we commit his ashes to the ground..
...Amen.
Have you anything to add?
Bum my lizard cuntbum!!!!!

 

by redbrute
8-22-03
Ah! America!
Yeee-ha!
Yippee Kiy-yay!
Land of the free!
Hamburgers!
Elevator!
Silly bunch of cunts.
Sneakers!
Guns!

 

by redbrute
8-22-03
I'm chinese
And I think I'm from Pakistan
uuuurrrgh!
Why are you saying that? I bet you haven't even been there. Anyway, at least I haven't got a spastic for a brother.
Don't make fun of my brother.
Why not? He's a fucking repulsive spastic cunt.

 

by redbrute
8-26-03
Onboard the vessel
Now you know me don't you?
Yes......why?
Well I can't emphasize quite how much trouble your cunt is in.
Oh fuck.
GET YOUR CUNT OUT YOU CUNT!!!
Bugger.

 

by redbrute
12-13-04
At the college refectory
Okay kiddo, what the fucks wrong with this cooler?
How the fuck would I know Mr Cunty?
Things get a little heated.
DON'T FUCKING SWEAR AT ME YOU FOUL CUNT!!!!!!!
Shit, this bald prick's a fucking fruitloop.
At the college refectory
I'm so sorry I shouted at you...
Stick a rat in your cunt.

 

by redbrute
12-15-04
At the roadside one evil night
Alright Darlin', Lookin' for a good time tonight?
Alrighty you old slag, get your fucking laughing gear round my cunt.
The plot (and his cock) thickens
That'll be a dime...
A dime? You must be fucking shit!
Oh I see...
HOW ABOUT MY SPECIAL THEN....I SLIT YOU FROM ARSEHOLE TO MOUTHHOLE AND CUNT YOUR HEART WITH A BRICK?
I might just leave it actually....I'm a bit tired.

 

by redbrute
12-16-04
Father to son chat
You know what son? Over in the valley there was where I first took your mother up the wrong 'un.
Okaaay...
More revelations
Over there was where I first stuck it in her cunt..
Right...
The answer
And you're the product of the former you disgusting shit eating prick.
Whatever old man, at least I don't try and fuck my grandchildren like you do. Now fuck off.

 

by redbrute
12-16-04
1
I'm a Spastic
2
Brutal!!!!!!
Good, fuck off you cunt.

 

by redbrute
12-16-04
This slut's got itchy knickers...
Darling, why can't you be a little more creative in the bedroom?
..ok, I'm game for that.
oooh! That'll learn her.
AAAAAARRRRRRGGHHH!! FFFUUUUUCCCK!!!
...oooh...yyyeahh...yeah, that's it baby..I can feel my sap rising..
God-Wrong!
..right, where's the K.Y.?

 

by redbrute
12-16-04
A Mongo is taken to an aqueerium....
Look at the lovely cunt-fish mogo..
mwa, m-m-m..schss... MMWWAA!! Fff...ckk...euurrgh...!!
..much to the delight of these....
Look at this one! It can't even speak!!
!!! ... Faaakin' Hell!!! A Mong! A Mong! A Mong!
....cunts
BBBrrrp!
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE!!! DO YOU HAVE TO FART EVERY TIME YOU SEE A CRIPPLE??!!

 

by redbrute
12-16-04
Christmas comes round again and this cunt's got ideas.
Hey Santa, Here's YOUR surprise present from all of us.
Why thank you. Now put it down there and fuck off.
Suddenly and perhaps unsurprisingly...
What the fuck!?!
MERRY CUNTMAS!!!!!
THAT'S RIGHT YOU FAT KIDDIE-FIDDLING CUNT!! IT'S ME!! NOW WILL SOMEONE PLEASE: FUCKING DRINK ME OFF!!!!!
?

 

by redbrute
12-16-04
Meanwhile, back at the aqueerium..
Fuck a pig's cunt!!
Get out mong, we don't want your sort in 'ere.
.. at the Shark and 'Tourette-Eel' tank..
....?...
You heared the man. Fuck off before I chew you a new arse 'ole.
..our caring soul has had a change of heart.
Shit on a dead rat!!!
I can't be pushing this cunt around for the rest of my life...

 

by redbrute
12-16-04
One day, in the ghetto.
Sha-mone bitch! Yo stankin' ass BETTER be tellin' me that you GOT ma moni?!!?
You what duck?
Ah SAID: Where's ma MONI BITCH? Heeee-He! Ow! Don't make me pistol whip yo JIVE ASS titties!
Er... well the only thing I've sucked off so far is a piggy but he never paid me...
WHAT??!!!? GOD-DAMN!!! Shizzle, Bizzle! You been Drinkin' Pizzle Drizzle?!! FOR FRIZZLE??!! I'ma teach that pink muthafucka not to fuck with this NIZZLE!!
Whatever pet, Just leave me tit's alone, I've just had 'em sewn back on. (Ahem) Er, excuse me Luv? Fancy a rape?

 

by redbrute
12-16-04
Sometimes a big strong man is all a gal needs... (unless she's a carpet muncher of course)...
Howdy ma'am, pest control. You have a lil' problem huh?
Well, hardly little. It's..er..well..it's under the T.V. in my room. You'd better take a look.
He seems confident enough but...
Ok, Stand back ma'am, this won't take a second...
...Sweet Lord!!!
cunt my eyes!!!!
FUCKING TOUCH ME AND I'LL BE THROUGH YOUR CUNT LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH BUTTER!!!!!!!

 

by redbrute
12-16-04
Another day at the factory...
(whirr)..StIck A KniFe Up a DOGs cUNt!!! (click)
Oh my, The machines are malfunctioning! RED-69 CAN YOU HEAR ME?
..perhaps not?
(whirr)..I Can FuCKIng HeAR yOu AlriGht..(zzzp)DRINK OFF A DEAD PIG AND (bzzz)FUCK A SHIT WITH A RAT'S BOLLOCK!!! (click)
brrrrp! Oh God, I feel sick.
to be continued?
Be SIck oN mY bOLLocks tHen (whirr)..StiCK A baBY in A MInCEr (whirr) GuzzLE LiquidSHIT From A hOLLowed Out tIT (ping)!!! (click) FucK ...My..M..ess..(zzp)
Wait there RED-69, I'll see if I can get some help...

 

by redbrute
12-16-04
Help, it would appear, has arrived...
FLAY a DeMon, SuCk oN a CaloSTomy BaG, RaPE oLD laDIes, (whirr) ShIt dOWn tHe ThrOaT oF a BLAh blAH...
...........................???............................
BlaH your BlaH, BlaH..(zzm)Boil yOUr'e CunT in A bucKET of ShiT, RApE, KiLL, eaT, FucK AnD DesTROy A PriMary School...(whhirr)...
...Gold.
Bum my lizard cuntbum.
...ah.

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