All comics by redd

 

by redd
4-07-03
Bunkers are no fun!
Bunkers suck!

 

by redd
4-07-03
I woke up this morning...
Turned on my gas...
Some twat had disconnected me and my whole flat...

 

by redd
4-17-03
All day long I cluck & caw and all day day long I flap!
And all life long I dread Hot Oil!
Lord Being a Fried Chicken's a Twat!

 

by redd
4-17-03
Ex-Batman for hire...call 07896 531 354 for rates!

 

by redd
7-25-03
Hey dude............! Just thought I'd pop around and see where clarity's getting you!
"He's got dope!"
It feels great don't it?
"He's got dope!"
Never felt better!
"He's got dope!"

 

by redd
7-25-03
The Toxic Twins always plan ahead...
So what shall we drink tonight? Sugar free red bull?
OK! ..............and what else...
Vodka I suppose!
It's for the best!
If She finds it......... It's yours!
A man after my own heart!

 

by redd
7-25-03
You know...God to me is a bit of a twat!........................ I mean whats it all about dude?............... Fancy a beer?
I fancy several....but one sounds good!
He's got dope...
Why the sudden interest in our good Lord and Keeper?
Have'nt you noticed how much crap is going down around us at the moment...........? War, Death, Disease, Wealth, Poverty....blah blah! Because the world just seems a tad too fucked for me right now...
He's had dope..............................I feel the need to go and speak to some hermit monks...

 

by redd
7-25-03
The Toxic Twins do a spot of people watching on Holiday...
Look at the muscled beefhead over there..................Wanker!
You'd have to spend all day in the gym...................Fuck that!
He sounds stoned to me...
I thought I could smell grass before...
But look at all those babes dude! ....... Like flies around shit!
Prick!

 

by redd
7-25-03
One Toxic Twin feels the Weight of the World...
You OK dude? ...... Your eyes look fucked!
I'm gonna be a dad, My credit rating sucks, We still rent, People block the driveway, the landlord takes the piss, I have interfering out-laws and old and infirm in-Laws...and I had a Late night....
You OK mate?
Shit....That dope's making me ramble...Shut Up!
He needs to get stoned...
Think I got away with it...

 

by redd
7-25-03
A Twin experiences a Cool Friday Night...
Ring..Ring......Ring..Ring..Click...........Yo, your through, speak clearly and maybe we'll phone you back....
Evening men...New orders have been consolidated and hereforth wish to offer the news that The Eagle Has Landed...I say again It Might Be Worth Your While to visit HQ..Transmission over..Over and out!
Click!
Cool!

 

by redd
7-25-03
Discussion in CrapGonads Pate Bar....
You OK dude.... I mean your eyes look fucked!
Bitch been hassling me...and I had a late night...
You OK dude?
Shit... I'm stoned and he knows it...
He needs to get stoned...
I think I got away with it...

 

by redd
8-03-03
Krunch Prepares to Quake...
'Ready To Rock!......'
Quake with fear mortals for it is I!........... The 56k Shepton Mallet Tile Inspector!
A tense 2 v 2 Battle ensue's....
'Follow me...'
I follow no one....suck on this!
And after fighting bravely....Finally this battle is lost!
GAME OVER!
Did you feel the earth stop spinning then? It put me right off!

 

by redd
8-03-03
Krunch is nearing the end of a tense 1 v 1 battle...
WHUMP.....CRASH....RATATATATAT!
HaHaHa...
Wrestling with his trusty 56k he soldiers on...
BOOM...BANG...RATATATAT!
Rocket Magnet!
Yet in his attempt to recover from the 19/12 deficit he finally runs out of time...
GAME OVER!
Hey did you feel the wind change then.....It put me right off it did!

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