I'm a little concerned about moving to Texas

Author: redkoolaid

Date: October 2, 2002

by redkoolaid
10-02-02
Well howdy partna'! Welcome ta Texas!
Hey, is it true what they say? That the only things that come out of Texas are steers and queers?
Ya Damn Straight!!!...and last time I checked, I aint no steer!!!
Riiiiiiiiight...