Random + Stupid (= To Date or Not)

Author: redneckpimp4187

Date: February 5, 2005

by redneckpimp4187
2-05-05
The moral...
Hey there... I'm exceedingly lame, but I'd like your digits anyhow.
If I don't look, maybe this knob will go away.
I cannot control what comes out of my mouth sometimes... Hibbidy hoobadie-floobadoob jibby-jam-jam Afghanistan!!! Ahem!...The ladies seem to love it.
Did he say Afghanistan?
...If you're really dumb or extra weird, do not try to pick up the ladies. They will hurt you.
Sorry about that... I seem to have gotten spittle on your shirt.
Is it okay if I just punch you in the face?