CRAPFACE should go Green.

Author: redrobotc64

Date: March 13, 2002

by redrobotc64
3-13-02
CRAPFACE finds himself in a bit of a predicament.
So you want out of Hell, eh?
It would be nice, don't you think.
Eeh. Once you get used to the eternal punishment it's not so bad.
Wait a second. How did I get here? If I signed up with the Republican party, but never actually died–
CRAPFACE learns the truth behind Republicans.
Not so fast! The Republican party is made up of people who are quite dead. Bush, Cheney, Ashcroft, etc. They're all dead.
Is that why they can make such heartless decisions and never crack...?