Yup, he's a super hero now.

Author: redrobotc64

Date: April 27, 2002

by redrobotc64
4-27-02
He's a superhero now. He has Self-Defense and SELF-DESTRUCT
I am a super hero! My super power is emitting very high frequency sound waves, they make your head explode.
Ya know, you gotta pick the phone up and call someone before you start talking to them.
The words, "Whoa now" + Sample from Movin' on Up = FANTASTIC!
You are my ARCH NEMISIS! AHHHHHHHHHG! Not YOUR POWERS!
I can bend light waves and make things look like what they are not. I also have a neat decoder ring that KILLS YOU!
It seems like our hero's ARCH NEMISIS can't talk.
I wonder if I am closer to the camera, or if I am just a fat midget.
I'ma go with the latter.