The Future part 2

Author: rentedsandwich

Date: August 1, 2004

by rentedsandwich
8-01-04
Let's see...I took that weed nap in 1994. How long have I been asleep?
*robocalculates*...One year.
Oh...wait, why am I bald and white-haired, then?
No idea. Hairjacking?
That's weird...
You mean 1994 by the Unified Calendar of Rastafarianism, right?