In the Future, it's the Future

Author: rentedsandwich

Date: August 2, 2004

by rentedsandwich
8-02-04
Beep beep, I am a robot.
I know you're a robot. Put me back together.
Beep beep, I am--
I know, Mike! I know! Every fucking day for 300 fucking years you've told me you're a fucking robot, I get it! I'm not stupid! You're a robot, okay! Now shut up!
...Beep beep, I am a robot.
*bursts into flames*