Bob Vila, Eat Your Heart Out

Author: revolve

Date: August 26, 2003

by revolve
8-26-03
Hey, do we have some of those...things? You know, with the pointy end. You hit them?
Nails?
A short time later
Roofing accident. Don't ask.
What the hell were you doing, hammering nails with your forehead?
Yes.
Y'know, I REALLY need some new friends...