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And now, Storytime with Mitten
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| Once upon a time, in the mystical land of Narnia, reigned a hippie. And he wasn't any ordinary hippie, no sir. He was a NINJA hippie! | |
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| He also was a magician, and he fought dragons and zombies and lizards and Rob Reiner. He was very powerful, but also he had a wife, who was secretly a cyborg from the future sent to kill him. | |
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| So he fought off his cyborg wife with the help of mecha-zombie Gary Coleman, and peace reigned for all time until the sequal in which the zombie ninja Abraham Lincoln showed up to kick ass! | |
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| ...if I was a living being, I would seriously be contemplating suicide right now. | |
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