Fight of the Century

Author: revolve

Date: September 2, 2003

by revolve
9-02-03
And now, the ultimate showdown: Pirate Mitten versus Grand Funk Napoleon Superstar
Yarr matey, I be swabbin the poop-decks with ye, matey!
Yo foo, you bes' be steppin 'fo I buss caps in yo cracka-ass cracka ass.
Yarr, I fear ye not, I am a scurvy sea dog! Yarr, I will keel-haul ye!
Sucka, don't make me smack yo ass around like my ho Loquinita, cuz I'll make you my white-bread cracka man-bitch, foo.
Some time later
...Um...so are we supposed to fight now or what?
I don't know, I think we're supposed to act stereotypical a bit more, until we offend the African-American and Pirate-American population.