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And now, the ultimate showdown: Pirate Mitten versus Grand Funk Napoleon Superstar
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| Yarr matey, I be swabbin the poop-decks with ye, matey! | |
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| Yo foo, you bes' be steppin 'fo I buss caps in yo cracka-ass cracka ass. | |
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| Yarr, I fear ye not, I am a scurvy sea dog! Yarr, I will keel-haul ye! | |
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| Sucka, don't make me smack yo ass around like my ho Loquinita, cuz I'll make you my white-bread cracka man-bitch, foo. | |
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| ...Um...so are we supposed to fight now or what? | |
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| I don't know, I think we're supposed to act stereotypical a bit more, until we offend the African-American and Pirate-American population. | |
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