Rock the Mic like a Vandal

Author: revolve

Date: September 3, 2003

by revolve
9-03-03
Mitten has decided to live life "To the extreme!"
Wait, so let me get this right...You're going to take everything "To the extreme!"?
That's right, Bean. I'm tired of being boring old Mitten. From now on, call me King Pongo, Lord of the Extreme!
So, you're going to re-shingle the roof, oh lord of awesomeness?
Extremeness. And yes, but it won't be simple reshingling. Oh, it will be reshingling, TO THE EXTREME!
Some time later
Ahh, I see you've suffered a major head wound, oh duke of coolness.
Not just any head wound. A head wound, TO THE EXTREME.........Can you take me to the hospital now?