The Story of Mitten Part 1

Author: revolve

Date: September 24, 2003

by revolve
9-24-03
Wow, I found my birth certificate!
Wow, you were born? I could have sworn some twisted mad scientist invented you to destroy human intellect, wherever you went.
Well, probably. But ahh, my childhood was great.
Mine was also great. Actually, my life was excellent, until I moved in with you.
Shall I tell you of the story of my life?
Actually I'd prefer you didn't. But you will anyway...