All comics by rexdart

 

by rexdart
3-07-02
The Office Shaped Like a Tube
Hey El Fatso, where are the extra staples?
Why? What do you need them for? What are you going to do with them?
I'm going to refill my stapler and then staple some paper together
Show me the papers...you don't have a paper clip? Staples cost money you know...
Please let me find the staples so I can shove all of them up your ass and make you swallow your rotting teeth.
I remember when staples cost a penny a box, now they're like 3 dollars a box, once you recycle the box, you've wasted a lot of money...my father used to make us recycle our own feces into meatloaf...

 

by rexdart
3-07-02
Hope springs eternal
Hey baby, where's the fire?
Buzz off dickface! I'm busy...
Man, what's it take to get a date round these parts?
Look, maybe you oughta try the personals, you know, find someone more your type...
Hmmm, maybe you're right, gotta pen?
No, but maybe that guy over there's got one...oh wait, that's just a head...

 

by rexdart
3-07-02
The Office Shaped Like a Tube
Hey, does El Fatso still have that jar of peanut choco candies on her desk?
Yeah, but eat at your own risk...
Why's that?
Let's just say, she picks some real winners, then she picks through her peanut choco candies.
Hmmm...that's something only an unmarried retired teacher with three sisters and an over oppresive father would do.
you got that right

 

by rexdart
7-02-02
Fatso strikes again with soda!
i need a diet soda before i die
get one from the machine
the machine is out and fatso wont order more cuz she's got a thing against helping others
i think i see her coming down the hall, quick, stop using the copier or she'll think you need her advice on how to run it
she just handed me the list of sodas she ordered...look here, cream soda, ginger ale and schweppes tonic in a can
that's right you fucker! you want soda, you'll get soda! Now, who's been using the copier?

 

by rexdart
3-02-03
Hey! It's Friday, let's get this party started!
Umm..I'm kinda tied up right now, can I meet you guys somewhere?
Dude, we gotta party now!
OK, OK...can we swing by the ATM?
I am so ready to get some beer in my blowhole and lay my hands on some titties!
Bring on the jalapeno poppers.

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