The Red Phone: you're soaking in it!

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 26, 2001

by rfmodulator
2-26-01
So, lesser demon of the seventh circle of evil -- now that I've summoned you to do my bidding, what now?
YOUR WHIM IS MY COMMAND, OH DARK MASTER. SIMPLY SAY THE WORDS, AND I SHALL USE MY EVIL POWERS TO MAKE IT COME TO PASS.
...can you turn yourself into my ex-girlfriend and smack my balls on your chin for an hour?
Hoo-HA! God bless Aleister Crowley!