The Return of the Son of the Red Phone 2: Chapter 7

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2002

by rfmodulator
2-27-02
Another old acquaintance appears unexpectedly, and changed...
Jesus Mariachi Band! Is that you, Bipolar Squirrel?
MOCK US, WILL YOU? PRICK US, DO WE NOT BLEED? BEHOLD THE FUTURE OF YOUR VAUNTED SCIENCE. MORTALS -- I, MUFFPUFF!
Muffpuff, eh? Well, it does have a nice ring to it at least. Aside from going completely insane, how are things?
DOOM, MORTALS! DOOM FOR ALL OF YOU AND YOUR LIES! I, MUFFPUFF, HAVE SPOKEN!
I tried to warn you.
I'm seriously going to be very fucking ill in about three seconds.