The Return of the Son of the Red Phone 2: Chapter 8

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2002

by rfmodulator
2-27-02
Depressed at the destruction of his X-19 Tecbot, The Red Phone hits the bar.
Woe is me! Verily, woe, I say.
That Tecbot was the light of my life, dammit, and I'll never ever find another one like it.
How the Hell am I going to satisfy all my depraved sexual cravings now?
(hic) Goddamn it to fugging Hell! Where the shit did I lose my doubleheaded vibrator? I know I had it when I came in this dump! (hic)