The Return of the Son of the Red Phone 2: Chapter 9

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2002

by rfmodulator
2-27-02
The Red Phone meets someone new at the watering hole...
Hey there, you drunken slut! Stop standing on my phonecord!
Who the fugging shit d'you think yer talkin' to? (hic)
I was under the impression I was talking to an enebriated whore. I now know that my assessment is wrong -- you're a RETARDED inebriated whore.
Why you... I've half a mind to shove my Doc Marten so far up your ass, you'll need to open your mouth so I can tie my shoes! (hic)
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