The Return of the Son of the Red Phone 2: Chapter 72

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2002

by rfmodulator
2-27-02
Well, this is just fucking terrific. Thanks a lot for alienating our new main character, jackass!
Hey, it ain't my problem. I just make sacks o' burgers -- which reminds me, I gots to go to work. Later, bugface.
I can still fill in if you need, Officer Cockroach! Please, give me a chance! It's my lifelong dream to star in my own comic!
Oh no you don't, Melancholy Komodo! I'm not gonna be held responsible for the mass suicide that would take place if I left your depressed ass in charge!
Besides, I already have a replacement in mind.
(hic) WHERE'S THE WHISKEY, YOU COCKSMOKERS?