The Return of the Son of the Red Phone 2: Conclusion

Author: rfmodulator

Date: February 27, 2002

by rfmodulator
2-27-02
...well, okay, I guess I could be persueded to come back -- but only if you do that thing with your tongue for me on demand. I love that shit.
Damn right you do, asshole. Bet yer beloved Tecbot never pleased you like that! (hic)
Indeed -- but my, look at the time! Another February 27th has come and gone, and alls well that ends well! Welp, guess I'll be seeing you all next year...
Hold on a second! (hic) You can't leave before tyoing up all th' loose ends from the first series!
Meanwhile, in Enohp Der's abandoned underground lair...
Now that you've killed off Crackwhore, Lesser Demon of the Seventh Circle of Evil, we can finally start our new life together in peace!
SHUT UP AND FUCK ME, STARDUST.